Oh Sweet Baby Lotion, how I love the way you smell,
it takes me back to a time when my baby behaved so well!
Now the time when he has grown,
and when he naps, he whine, cries, and moans.
You smell so great on baby's thighs,
a sight of pure horror when on my carpet you lied.
How could a tiny little toddler do something so bad,
when asked why he squeezed all the lotion, he said, "please mommy don't be sad"
While he was misbehaving I am sure he had fun...
and now his room smells of a sweet baby's bum!